December 2011
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Food is my raison d'etre
I currently am craving:
eggs and bacon. from Le Peep, because not only do they have awesome pancakes that taste like they’re made from donuts (and dreams), their eggs are also fucking delicious. and…well bacon
a meatball sub with green peppers. can’t really explain that. it is what it is.
pizza: taco pizza, and/or stuffed crust pizza
spicy buffalo chicken sliders with...
all i managed to do is prove to myself all i want is you.
except i also hate how i went about it.
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Clients From Hell: Client: You should have... →
clientsfromhell:
Client: You should have indicated a problem with the app sooner.
Me: It was only just made available to me to launch. As soon as I saw the problem, I flagged it.
Client: But you should have looked for a problem sooner. Me: I just saw it for the first time. I wasn’t involved with the project…
Watchthewilliambeckett:
The Dark Knight Rises official trailer.
This is worth looking forward to.
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Story of my life →
That Awkward moment when you depress yourself |... →
i guess this kind of misuses SAP, but i couldn’t think of a picture or anything to go along with this. imagine this is self-loathing penguin, or something…SLP.
The longer i'm alive
the more i hate myself. like i can’t fucking stand myself.
i’m irritated and angry and bitchy all the fucking time.
i can’t get over you and i sure as hell can’t get under anybody else.
i’m ugly i can’t stand to look at my own fucking face.
no one even notices.
and worst of all i make posts like this.
cherry8914 asked: I MISS YOUR FACE
Fuck this paper's fucking FACE!
recycleanimals:
what people think they sound like when they say they don’t own a tv: i’m a high-brow intellectual who appreciates the finer arts what people actually sound like when they say they don’t own a tv: i have no personality and live a miserable existence
there is no such thing as haute culture any longer. let the class warfare cease! Let the proletariat rise up!!
Degausser | Brand New
“Well take me, take me...
“I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. The reason I did was...”
– J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via venebelle)
Paradigm shift
shitmystudentswrite:
Unlike Freud, the Big Five theorists did not think that everything is about “doing it.”
hahaha “doing it”
Anonymous asked: Hi there
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
This is a cool blog to follow
hahahahahahaha. this is actually mostly true for me but i’m just laughing at h piddy saying is it because i’m fat.
i just remembered technically i made out with scott for the first time on february 14th, but it wasn’t a valentines thing…
Hulu, Sony strike 'Community' syndication deal |... →
Hulu has struck a deal with Sony Pictures Television to bring all three seasons of “Community” exclusively to its subscription service.
noooooooooo! does this mean i’ll never get it on the netflix??
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