January 2010
74 posts
pas mi nobio.
the technology is REBELLING!!
I can’t fucking wait until it’s 7pm today…
#nowplaying The Black Keys “I’ll Be Your Man”
I wish @RiannaRave was here, cause i’d ask her to make me delicious rice concoctions…
back hurts like an oldie,sleepy like a child,i wonder where in the h puppy is,im hungry and im jealous of a city. what to do what to do…
oh.my.fucking.god. j blair is like “jeasus” &god is cathy bates from misery where she hobbles james caan cause she loves him so much?!?!?!
http://twitpic.com/1028np - my recording studio ‘classroom’ is rad.
being responsible for myself and my car is annoying.
“How do you spell ‘devastated’” —Ryan Ifft, Basic Broadcast Writing 01.26.10
“strange things are afoot at circle k…”
ZOMG!!! Puppppppyyyyyy!
i just did 25 jumping jacks, then 25 more jumping jacks this time while eating an altoid to see if there was a difference. i’m going crazy.
That’s it! I’ve had it with these monkey-fightin’ snakes on this monkey-fightin’ plane!!
just got complimented on my cleavage. good night.
new guy’s name is “ruben” haven’t met him, but i keep picturing a black guy. or a sandwich. is that racist?
raspberries kind of look like tiny brains…
Today:work laammme.Tonight:the party that launched a thousand ships of crazy bitch all over yours truly…it must be one badass party…
i shouldn’t get so worked up just because you *type* my name on fb chat…but you’re soo damn good looking.
time to lay off the blow…
time to face the music.
“new rule: no shit talking unless we’re in the fortress of solitude.”
fuck. i just jewed myself out of a tip. …don’t say jewed…i said jewed…
jessica vance can pull it off without a hitch… ??
negative calories and fake energy is how this day began…
“now my penis is fantastic”?
0.125
It’s like I have to smoke people down to my level…
– Jessica Vance
i’m sorry i just guerrilla war-fared you with insecurity.
– Jessica Vance, about 5 minutes ago.
Life’s short so have a good time
– Mark Hoppus (via fruitdance)
no. i don’t. i’m young. i’m a fetus.
RT @petewentz remember when if your fam was ok you had a vcr,pretty rich two vcrs 2 copy tapes- rich rich if u had both and a rewinder.
http://twitpic.com/ydpjl - its funny how modern semantics can really change the way prose is read…
jesus god almighty. never ever let me get a dike spike…
i remembered to eat today. unfortunately i just realized it’s the anorexic diet: celery (thanks @RiannaRave )and a diet coke.
taco taco taco. and also: gubernatorial.
let the rhyme get stuck in your head. i wish you had undressed me in your bed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
T minus one hour. are you ready?
i’m a million different people from one day to the next.
Raoul Duke: God didn’t do that, you did! You’re a fucking narcotics...
– Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
RT @The_Gilk: “You get up at 5:45 in the morning and work til 8 and tell me how you feel!” Me: I do that but I don’t complain like that…
you are so goddamn fascinating. why do you live in st. louis?
I should *not* have access to a credit card. I haven’t even paid off my first balance and i’m already planning on like $500 more to spend.
also, i sometimes worry people will think i’m coming on to them when i say “my pleasure” but i’m not. i have to say it, okay?
if you give me a 20 for something that is $1.08 i’ll think you’re an asshole…
“i’d give anything to be with you. if you could only turn my way again. don’t fall in love with someone new.”
i now officially have $482 in credit card debt. I’m starting to feel more in touch with the heartbeat of america…