Too Weird to Live...Too Rare to Die

frozen peanut butter kong. puppy version of a crackpipe. #aussie #australianshepherd #kong #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #iflmdog

“Is it?!” #scottpilgrim #spvw #moptop #cloche #hat

“your hair’s pretty shaggy” #scottpilgrim #spvw #moptop

a wild panda appears! his aim is to snuggle up next to me while i pick this weeks digital adds and give me squinty eyes full of love and contentnent. #catsofinstagram #catstagram

lookie what came in the mail today! :) #bestfriends #missyou #card #soon #cantwait

little bearded lady. #miniature #schnauzer

cutest yoplait ad ever? he wouldnt stop licking enough for the camera to capture the zoned-in-cracked-out look in his eye. #australianshepherd #aussie #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #yogurt #iflmdog

that’s an odd rule. also no one proofread this because it states “the following are absolutely prohibited: do not make jokes about security” so i can only glean that i’m strictly *required* to make jokes about security. #juryduty

fucking hell. #juryduty

“i just blue myself” #tobiasfünke #ADref #facemask

try and explain this. you can’t #rsd2013 #recordstoreday #2013 #downtown #champaign

mouth monsterrrrr! hahaha #cantstoplaughing

he’s the sweetest sleepiest snuggliest boy. #snuggly #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #aussie #australianshepherd #iflmdog

look at his squinty eyes and squishy face. #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #aussie #australianshepherd #iflmdog #remy #spam

Remy snuggles during a thunderstorm. #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #aussie #australianshepherd #iflmdog